The Best and Worst of WWE Main Event 6/24/14: Believe In Roman Reigns' Secret Foot Fetish

It's the go-home Main Event before Money in the Bank 2014, and all the wrestling on the show sucks! Read more after the break.

The Best and Worst of WWE Main Event 6/17/14: Progression of the B- (and C- and D-) Plots

Last week I missed writing the column, because I was very busy handling a bunch of stuff. I had to deal with a big rush of additional responsibilities and preparations that basically all closed up a few days ago, so I finally got the time to sit down and write this stuff. My break was pretty conveniently timed, too, because last week WWE really sucked, and this week it fucking ruled. Let's get into a bit of that, shall we?

The Best and Worst of WWE Main Event 6/3/14: The Measure of Success

It might just be the way I see it, but it seemed like there wasn't a lot to go over with this episode of Main Event. While there was a fair amount of wrestling, there were only two different matches, and it almost seemed like there was even more time than usual dedicated to airing commercials and Raw recaps. And one of the matches wasn't even all that good. Ah well, better luck next time. Read after the break for more.

The Best and Worst of WWE Main Event 5/27/14: Thicker Than Blood

This week's episode of Main Event was very nearly straight Worsts all the way through, so it was tough to build up the motivation to get this out. The only reason I'm posting it now and not, um, Tuesday, two hours before next week's Main Event, is because I wanted to get it out before Payback tonight. Anyhow, more after the break.

The Best and Worst of WWE Main Event 5/20/14: \(-_-)/\(^o^/) ┻━┻/(x°x/)

This week's main event is "live" from the UK and features everyone's favorite British wrestler, Sherlock Holmes. More after the break.

The Best and Worst of WWE Main Event 5/13/14: We Are Family

I don't have time to think up a witty way to open this article CESARO VERSUS SHEAMUS MORE AFTER THE BREAK.

The Best and Worst of WWE Main Event 5/6/14: This Is My Message

Ain't that a nice, exploitable image?

This post is wayyyy late, but if you watched this episode, you probably wouldn't blame me. It's frequently disheartening and ends on an absolute garbage of a promo. But hey, if you want to read me bitch about something that I supposedly enjoy watching and talking about, then move along past the break.